Can't Stop. Won't stop.
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{ GEMINI }
Midnight Crew
- Clubs Deuce
The Felt
- Itchy
- Doze
- Trace
- Clover
- Fin
- Crowbar
- Stitch
- Sawbuck
- Matchsticks
- Eggs
- Biscuits
- Quarters
- Cans
Problem Sleuth
- Nervous Broad
- Mobster Kingpin
Beta Kids
- Jade Harley
Guardians
- Dad Egbert
- Bro Strider
- Mom Lalonde
- Grandpa Harley
Exiles
- Aimless Renegade
- Windswept Questant
- Writ Keeper
So tell all your friends! We aren’t elitists here! So come join the fun!
Seriously get in here! It’s crazy fun!!!
A very Problem Sleuth Valentines Part 2
Lo Siento! No estoy hispanohablante nativa!
Spread the love with bad puns :3

CUDDLETECH LVL. 99: TUCK HER IN GOOD NIGHT
Nervous broad you wonderful lady, you.
(Source: vaahlkult)

beautiful dream girl
come fly to my dream world
let me marry your style stromphe ;_;
Heinous Doxy: she’s a singer at some of the nicer clubs in town. she’s also kind of a spy for the twilight scoundrels, she picks up s lot of talk over the course of her work. all do-gooders know to stay away from her and that chainsaw, but damned if that hellcat ain’t well-versed in the art of seduction. you can disregard this part depending on what you ship, but my personal headcanon dictates that she has sort of a weird relationship with Peccant Scofflaw; kind of the harley quinn to his joker, i suppose. (by the way this makes her extreeeeemely jealous of Snooping Scout.)
Nefarious Bawd: in charge of many of TS’s illicit operations, namely their brothels and casinos. personality-wise, she’s a bit like a toned-down sn0wman: polite but haughty, and with one hell of a temper. she’s the type who can just sort of sit silently in the shadows and you won’t even know she’s there until she talks. she works mostly behind-the-scenes, though, and only gets involved in scuffles with the gangs if it’s really serious (or involves a lot of money.) she also usually ends up being the one to restrain HD whenever SS is around. again, depending on your shipping preference, you can ignore this next bit, bu i ship PI/NB with the intensity of a thousand green suns, so i guess that bleeds over into the mobsterswitched universe.

Spike, Path, it’s like you guys are magical creatures who grant wishes or something like that witty line I thought up ten minutes ago while I was waiting for this to save. I was juuust agonizing over how I was going to fit this to Problem Sleuth/Midnight Crew (I mean I still could without this AU, it’s just that this makes it waaaay easier) (PS that’s Spike’s name for the crew if you’re curious)
… PPS bonus headcanon: Deuce is a little like Max sometimes, like in the middle of a big crazy fight or when he’s allowed to blow things up.
anyway I’ll finsih this/do more when I don’t have to sleep
trex yes i love this
i totally wasn’t going to write anything else with that but lol everyone likes it maybe i should?????
/LIFE„, CHOICES
Perfection

And then everything was awkward people with awesome hats and nothing hurt
(except for my eyes because it’s late and I have to bed now)
ajsdhjfhfhg I love these two so much <333
Durr everybody was cute forever
(Source: skellybrains)